The Gambling Weblog

Question.

How do you get two ladies to swear?

Answer.

Simple. Get a third lady to shout “bingo”.

Johnny, a golfer from New York comes to Las Vegas for vacation.

He golfs all day and then gambles at night. One night, he has a lot of fun and drinks a little too much. The next day, he wakes up in a random hotel room. He looks to his left and realizes there is a woman next to him.

He looks right and sees a marriage certificate framed on the bed stand with his name on it (along with a name he doesn’t know). At that point, he realizes he might have made a mistake…

He says to her: “I don’t really remember last night, but did we get married?”

“Oh, yes” she responds, “It was so romantic”

He replies, “I believe in the sanctity of marriage and I willing to stand behind my commitment, but I should warn you, I’m a golfer and while you’ll see me in the evenings, during the daylight hours I’ll be out on the course”

She says, “I appreciate your honesty, so I should be honest too. I’m a hooker”

“That’s okay, just turn your clubface outward…”